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I wish I didn't have to take another 1st year English class.
- [Professor shows M.I.A's music video "Paper Planes"]
- [Awkward silence in which students are expecting her to explain why the fuck we just watched this video]
- Prof: "So what are the elements of this video that relate to story?"
- Idiotic First Year Girl Wanting to Impress Teacher: "Sandwiches."
- [Awkward Silence; I put my face into my hands]
- Idiotic First Year Girl Wanting to Impress Teacher: "Like, the sandwiches represent umm... like the drug trade cause she talks about money....and is from Sri Lanka.....and she makes sandwiches..."
- Prof: Hmmm yes, that could certainly be a possibility (said in a manner/tone that encourages such idiotic and flaky answers)
- Keener-Beard-Face-Hipster-4th Year: (in an airy tone) I think that the metaphor really juxtaposed the theme equilaterally and really tried to engage the viewer with the elements of style, especially the use of allusion and alliteration.
- Prof: Mmmm, wonderful points, anyone else?
- Me (Authors Note): After only a few classes, I have grown to dislike the fact that I have to take a 2nd first year English Class. The above passage occurred today and reminded me why I disliked the study of English in the first place.