lukees // tumblog

“Why Does Everything Need to Turn Into a Competition?”

simonf:

It doesn’t. What’s your problem?

Tumblarity

The users on my “following” list that don’t scan the internet for cakes of Chewbacca and taxidermal owls are finally cracking. Can’t take the pressure of this enigmatic algorithm gauging content preciousness like a real asshole. For some reason Karp gave the kangaroo boxing gloves and for some reason the mob is lining up to duke it out and get punched and it seems absurd to use a marsupial when we’re talking about numbers, but here’s the reality: you don’t need to box that fucking kangaroo. The main event is right over here, just the way you left it in 2008.

I agree. The introduction of tumblarity is like playing a video game on a sunny day and being introduced to a fuck-hard puzzle you just can’t solve. What do you do? You go outside. It’s sunnier outside.